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A CheAp internet service provider. 9.95 A month for standard dial up service, 14.95 For high speed dial(does not affect download er ne thing)
Netzero is sooo nice, a nice cheap internet....NO! Net zero has a catch, spy and adware come with the pooled ads also do some programs involving messing up your browser. In Old versions of netzero you could not run a full screen game, Then they realized you won't see what is happening.
Netzero by BObo D. HObo July 22, 2004
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Netzah is a beautiful smart young girl who is making her friends smile. Doh she can be ah pain the ppl ass this girl is going places and I can't wait to see her success🏆💪
*someone*: oooooo gosh gyal yuh smart yes

Netzah: yes.... HI I'M NETZAH 🤪
Netzah by pretty_bish_kayda November 23, 2021
An internet service provider that gives you internet for cheap prices but very bad. Dialup of course. I used the high speed version and it was still extremely slow. It stops loading after a few pages of web browsing.

Free Netzero: 10 hours of crappy internet. I used MetConnect for free in the projects and it was running fast like cable.

Paid Netzero: Faster than free, but stops loading after an hour or so. Restarting your computer or reconnecting helps but not always.
Omg! My free internet from Netzero ran out. I used 10 hours in a month and now I have no more left!
Netzero by Underwater Ruins June 23, 2008
A drunk singer doomed to spend his days straddled by a cute LP. Will often resist but deep down we all know he likes it.
LP: "*Straddles and nuzzles Netz"
Netzach: "aaaaaaaa"
netzach by Splatz October 19, 2020
A streamer who cross-dressers for what they believe is a large audience; however, they have a very small viewership. They also claim to change the world while keeping all donations. Also, wears a cowboy hat and cries often.
"You're Karen character the other night on stream was funny but you only had eight viewers. You're such a netzel."
Netzel by chittychittybangbang1 April 25, 2022
A person that approves cancel culture and will argue at something they think they are entitle to, they mostly oppose at practically almost anything from anime, character model and etc. ; they will do anything in their power (even goes to threatening the person) to get what they want
k: nO YoU cAnt dO THat
op: stfu you Netzi, this has nothing to do with you
Netzi by The Room Guy October 18, 2021