Top Definition
someone of minimal beauty and looks that tries to social climb through extreme exuberance and physical contact.
Eve was air kissing Anne galore, she is such a network hobbit.

Clyde was working the whole room, he's such a network hobbit.
by DStar75 February 16, 2011

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