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Golden Neti Pot 

The act of urinating into one's nostril so that the urine comes out of the other nostril and/or mouth.
"I gave Susan a golden neti pot last night."

Neti Pot 

When a man ejaculates into a woman's nostril and his semen shoots out of her other nostril.
Roger executed the perfect Neti Pot on Heidi, which almost caused her to weep jizz.
Neti Pot by King Deucey December 17, 2008

Himalayan neti pot 

when your girl has a cold and you bust a nut in her nose
"Yeah, my girl has been congested all week so I gave her the ol' fashioned Himalayan neti pot. Cleared her sinuses right up!"

Neti Pot 

When a guy ejaculates in someones nose and it goes in one nostril and out the other.
Last night Frank totally neti potted in my nose... it was AWESOME! My sinuses are so clear!!
Neti Pot by A$billsinthehouse November 22, 2011

Appalachain neti pot 

When you're getting a blowjob and you're about to blow your load you pull it out. Cram it up her nose and destroy her sinuses with your baby batter
I gave her a Appalachain neti pot last night.

Des Moines Neti Pot 

The act of holding your kneeling partner's head back toward the end of a blow job, shooting your thick, hot load all over their up-turned face, then proceeding to shove the dripping cum up their nose with the head of your cock. If your partner is a good slut, they will become extra-aroused as the cum dries.
Whenever I would go over to her place, Gumar would drop to her knees and beg for a Des Moines Neti Pot.