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adj. - 1) lacking a single asset, broke, -ness, the condition of being net-worthless 2) lacking the ability to build value A recent balance and audit of the books and estate show us to be net-worthless.
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| 2. | net-nut | ||
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noun ~ a net-nut is an online individual with no sense of reality. They imbellish their physical characteristics to attract unsuspecting individuals into online relationships. these online Romeos and Juliettes are habitual liars, predators, and/or adulterers. Driven by an insatiable ego, they usually swap false, doctored, or very dated photos of themselves with unsuspecting lonely net~viduals that are desperate enough to believe anything and everything a net-nut tells them. They never disclose their correct age or marital status. Net-nuts have a predisposed phobia of webcams, as they are unable to deliver even themselves as a reality. Usually addicted to online chat rooms and gaming, they are such social intoverts, just going outside gives them the shakes. They consider online friends in cyberspace to be worthy of all their fantasies, free time, and romance. Reality and truth are a net-nuts worst nightmare. Alex is such a net-nut. He cant find a date on friday night, and he has no real friends. but he has 8 online girlfriends. he tells them he's 6'4", 220 lbs, when really he's 5'4" 220lbs and is as big around as he is tall. His best friends are his right hand and his keyboard.
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| 3. | C# | ||
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An amazingly adaptable programming language, pronounced C sharp, that is part of the .NET Framework from Microsoft, which also includes VB.NET, Managed C++, and J# among some other open source projects and ASP.NET but it's not really a language as much as a Markup Language IMHO.
C# is much like C++ in syntax, but it is simpler to write object oriented code with it as the .NET Framework provides built in code libraries you can use across all the Framework languages, like TextWriter to write a text file. No need to manually write mountains of code to write a text file like some languages. It has a Garbage Collector or GC, which differs it from C++ greatly. The GC cleans up memory so you don't have to manage it, nice eh? Stops most memory leaks (you online gamers know of them, as almost every game is written in C++ and those CTDs are usually memory leaks) so as long as you ain't a code tool you should be safe with the GC releasing the objects from memory. There is also the GAC, or Global Assembly Cache. It is the residence of the .NET Framework and anything you want to add like a custom library or assembly, basically a collection of commonly used code, making it accessible to any .NET application on that machine or web server if running ASP.NET. I wrote some C# code at work today. Those Java guys wish they had my skillz. Naming their language after coffee. What losers!
I can code faster than the those "other devs" with C# as it has more available built in libraries. Suck that Java devs. Yeah Java can import your crap libraries you can barely trust in most instances, but I already got my library in the GAC and it's pretty trust worthy if not a huge compilation of somewhat brilliant and reusable code. But c'est la vie. Hey I know French as well as C# motherfuckers. So bring it and I'll code a single method to slump your asses till you have no more Friends to code against me! And as Ctrl-Z wrote along these lines, the path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of C# and good will, shepherds the weaker entry level .NET devs through the valley of darkness and J2EE, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost coders. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those Java coders who would attempt to poison and destroy my brother C# coders. And you will know my name is the Mikro$oft when I lay my vengeance upon thee Java! HAHA isn't Sun laying off, Have the Gates already begun to strike? |
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| 4. | comingsoon.net | ||
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a message board site where the user movieguy475 is worshiped......eevryone loves him Hey check out movieguy475! Isn't he so cool! OMG i'm not worthy
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| 5. | Paris Hilton | ||
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Noun. Any anorexic rich bitch who's net contribution to human society is in the negative. An attention whore (or maybe just a whore.) Someone who let pseudo-fame go to her head and then entrench that head firmly into her rectum. Jaime thinks Paris Hilton is worthy of idol status and that those who hate on her are just jealous. Jaime is also a self-confessed Sloane Ranger. Go figure.
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| 6. | Angeleyes | ||
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An internet username/pseudonym on chatrooms and forums used exclusively by overweight, unattractive and sexually desperate females to subconciously trick unsuspecting males into believing 'Angeleyes' is attractive, popular and thus worthy of being inseminated. This tactic is highly successful with the Internet cowboy. "I always just assumed Angeleyes was hot, until I saw her photograph. In reality she looks like the lovechild of Jiminy Glick and Seabiscuit... I'd still fuck her though, she said she'd fly here and she swallows."
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| 7. | lolworthy | ||
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Something funny enough for a lol. Of course when people say lol they probably aren't laughing out loud. Person 1: "Have you been on lolcats?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it is definitely lolworthy" |
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