net slap 

a term of virtual endearment, usually being a virtual slap upside the head for inappropriate behavior or badly timed comments much like a zing

p: i like trucks with big tires
d: thats what she said
p: net slap

net slap by blessedbeatnik February 22, 2011

netslapping 

The art of watching Netflix while sleeping.

Being Half asleep while Netflix is playing.

1)I was netslapping last night while waiting for my phone call.
2) I was netslaping and lost track of time.
3) I was to busy netslapping to realize how president Trump destroying our country!
4) My crazy ex-wife snapchatted her cooter while I was Netslapping and I was all shut the fuck up bitch, I'm busy"

netslapping by Timber666 February 24, 2017