nert nert 

The female or male genitalia, as in penis or vagina.

"That idiot hit me in the nert nert."

"I bet you like it when I touch my nert nert."

"Omg, that girl was not wearing panties... totally saw her nert nert!!!"

nert nert by Kla1217 October 21, 2008

nert nert 

A sneaky little treat you eat and get away with.

“After dinner I snuck a little nert nert from the fridge.”

nert nert by nert nert king June 12, 2022

Nert Bastian

Nert Bastian is a word used to say no, nert or nope. Often used in Marlborough High School

Mr.Bonkin- “ Take out the do now!”
Bosh Biron Balls- “Nert Bastian!”

Nert Bastian by Dykey Buttcrack February 27, 2019

Nert Bastian

Nert Bastian Is a word that can be used as no, nert or nope. (inspired from a video game meme, overwatch.)

Mr.Bonkin- “do the do now!”
Bosh Biron Balls- “ Nert Bastian “

Nert Bastian by Dykey Buttcrack February 27, 2019

neat nert 

Any person who appears gay; a word created by Robert S. after he discovered rainbow hair.

Pappy saw the rainbow hair on a girl at the gas station and said, “She’s a little neat nert”

neat nert by Neat Nert June 6, 2021

Nert 

A NERT is a person who spends all their time playing minecraft, and barely goes outside.

Did you see Gerald?? He’s wearing a minecraft shirt. He’s SUCH a nert.

Nert by ThisIsMeSen March 24, 2022

Nert 

A swear replacer. Don't say a swear, use "nert". Teachers and parents don't know what it means so it makes it a way to beat the system.

My teacher was pissing me off and I screamed "nert" and she didn't know what it meant so I got away with it.

Nert by Dan Haan November 4, 2012