Newsasian's 

A compromised, less racist version of the 'paki shop'

Dad: Just popping down the newsasian's to get some milk, anyone want anything?

Son: No thanks

Newsasian's by Acid Hau5 February 27, 2011

Nessian 

The ship between Nesta and Cassian, from ACOSF by SJM.

They have a beautiful backstory, where Cassian trains Nesta to be a better, stronger, person, and in the midst of this, they fall in love. They are also mates and have saved each other countless times. Badass couple.

Nessian:

"Hey, Nesta," Cassian rumbles from the doorway.
"Leave my reading alone, Cassian," Nesta says without turning a head.
"I'm leaving your reading alone. Just not you," Cassian smiles.

Nessian by acotarlover October 12, 2021

nersisyan 

A fat person with a small dick, passes those genes to the next generation too and commonly used as an insult.

Ayo, this guy is a total nersisyan

nersisyan by Sapiena November 18, 2021

Nersesianism 

The philosophy that follows the values of Ms. Goarine Nersesian. This belief follows the mistrust of Russian bears and many of the ideals that embody the forceful culture of Russia and Armenia. One does not doubt or contradict Nersesianism, or else one will be utterly destroyed and raped. The forceful sense of Nersesianism contradicts itself at points, but eventually straightens out.

Do not trust Russian Bear

Dude 1: Hey where are you going?
Dude 2: To church why?
Dude 1: Just wondering...are you Catholic?
Dude 2: Nah I'm Lutherian; why, what are you?
Dude 1: I believe all religions are pointless, and I believe in the ideals of Nersesianism.
Dude 2: What's that?
Dude 1: Never trust Russian Bear.
Dude 2: So its a religion?
Dude 1: No, its a belief, that believes that all religions are pointless, and follows the beliefs of Ms. Goarine Nersesian.
Dude 2: Cool.
Dude 1: Abort your religion! Infadels!

Nersesianism by Gingerification May 10, 2012

nersian 

A combination of a nerd and an asian. Which makes a nerdy asian. Used to call an asian a nerd.

Serena: "I got a 100% on the test!"

Jackie: "Your such a nersian."

nersian by cuhzimthebombb April 16, 2009

nessesbian

A girl whose attractiveness or weight forces her to declare herself a lesbian. Frequently occurs after a formerly cute chick becomes overweight or otherwise ages or lets herself go and finds herself losing the attentions of men that she once enjoyed. Proclaiming her homosexuality attracts a different kind of, but still welcome, attention from both curious men and adventurous women.

that girl really let herself go so now she's a nessesbian

nessesbian by JSMAX November 3, 2010