nerdstered 

A phenomenon resulting from an attempt to pass off a fallacious story as factual, only to subsequently have the story proven wrong, resulting in exhibited defensiveness, bitterness and embarrassment on the part of the teller of said false story.

Synonym: PWNT

The term was derived from the following thread (created by a poster names "nerdster") on the NC State message boards:
http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=178&f=2535&t=2721704

Note the weak attempts at insulting those who are laughing at the expense of him having "nerdstered" himself throughout the thread.

nerdstered by The Herlihy Boy October 20, 2008

Nerdosterone 

Nerdosterone is a hormone found in Nerds similar to Testosterone found in athletes.

The nerdosterone level at the sci-fi convention was through the roof.

Nerdosterone by bigtaco January 15, 2011

nerdtastrophe 

any sort of minor event which causes a nerd to flip out, freak out, or generally over-react. the rest of the non-nerd population usually remains quite calm and unaffected by a nerdtastrophe

the sys admin was having a nerdtastrophe over the server shut-down.

nerdtastrophe by raqi syed July 8, 2007

Nerdster 

An intelligent, nerdy, not-quite hipster.

I met this nerdster. She wears ray-bans while studying atomic physics.

Nerdster by Tapdncingchemist June 17, 2009

Nermasturbate

When masturbation occurs while using a foam Nerf product. For example, a Nerf dart, or a Nerf sword. Hence, nermasturbate and/or nermasturbation.

Friend: Dude, is your penis bleeding?
Dude: Nah, bro. I just nermasturbated and got a nerf dart tag stuck in my urethra.
Friend: Whoa, cool!
Dude: Yeah, and the nerfoop net is suck in my anus.
Friend: Whoa, bogus...

Nermasturbate by Uptown Dogg September 25, 2010

Nerdster 

Someone who could very easily be a nerd, but is reserved in class, and almost never shows off his intelligence. Considered to be very cool by his peers. Usually a lot smarter than the suck-ups, nerds, teacher's pets, etc, and is the real teacher's favorite.

Teacher: Now who can tell me what the white whale symbolizes in Moby Dick?

Regular Nerd: That's simple! The whale is evil!

Teacher: Very good, the exact answer i was looking for! Wait, Mr. Fisher, what do you think?

Fisher: The whale symbolizes a vengeful God. This was forshadowed by the sermon on Jonah's hubris near the beginning. Ahab thought he was a modern day Jonah, and he thought he could kill God. But, his life is taken in the end because of his hubris, similar to Jonah.

Teacher: That... That's brilliant, Mr. Fisher...brilliant.

Student: Dude, you're such a nerdster!

Fisher: Meh.

Nerdster by DanMonkfish December 11, 2009

Nerdmonter1324 

A Faggot gamer who sucks at games and lives in his natural habitat in Saginaw Michigan . A Nerdmonter1324 can be found sucking Cock behind the local Blockbuster for V Bucks or Psn cards

Guy1: Yo did see Nerdmonter1324 behind Blockbuster.

Guy2: Yeah he must be low on V Bucks

Nerdmonter1324 by 3x Poon slayer February 9, 2019