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nerd gangster 

Book smart meets street smart; the nerd gangsta is the ultimate combination for a couple of reasons:

You can call your gangster friends to beat the crap out of another nerd that may have stole one of your yugioh cards

You can call one of your nerd friends to back you up in a logical argument against some gangster claiming that he can shoot two people with the same bullet OR you can ask your nerd friend to help you perform the correct calculations so that you can receive your daily fix of marijuana for the lowest price possible so that you don't get ripped off

Your clothes can range from baggy jeans/bandanas to knitwear/pocket protectors, providing you with the ability to blend in to practically any crowd

You can cuss out your teachers whilst still maintaining an average grade of 96.7% on your report card

You can apply the skills you learned in Chemistry class to open up your very own meth lab and sell the finest crystal meth possible to all your gangster friends

You can use your computer skills to hack into government databases/perform credit card fraud efficiently

And the best part; women love bad boys who also have a soft side to them.
How is he able to smoke weed and get good grades? He must be some kind of nerd gangster.
nerd gangster by Nerd Gangsta January 29, 2015

nerd gangster 

As we know, a nerd is commonly described as someone smart...with a pocket protecter. While a gangster, is the total opposite. (He drives by and shoots them nerds). So what is a "Nerd Gangster"?

1. (n.) A person who is both smart and buff.
2. (n.) Some Title I found in a Rolling Stone Magazine
3. (adj.) Someone who participates well in both the academic and underground community.
EX for #1: YOUR MOM.---jp...

EX for #2: ....that's self explanitory.--idiots...

EX for #3: Straight A Susy Sunshine is a nerd gangster. She can beat the hell out of you, if you get her pissed.
nerd gangster by Shanai-nai November 9, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026