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urban nerd

Noun.Slang (urbn-nurd) An individual that uses modern technology on a daily basis for both business and personal use, without sacrifice of individual style or swagger. Often referred to as a "Turf Scholar"
John is what I'd call an Urban Nerd. He's both street smart and tech savvy. He can handle his business on the block and in the office. He's still street, but his "tech-game" is serious! He knows his way around a computer.
by dollarado jaw December 9, 2008
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urban-nerd-absurd

When you go around in Urban Dictionary posting random nimcompoops like when you are attracted to a girl who has bread crumbs in her hair like when a North Pole of a magnet finds a South Pole of a magnet. Especially you don't know whether you're the North or the South pole. Or if you don't even darn know what a magnet is.
Hitler (spies one of his soldiers are playing on a phone near a time-machine): Whatcha doin'?
Soldier (without looking up from his phone): Playing with urbandictionary and posting about you.
Hitler (surprised there is stuff like phones): It's good! Lemme see. (Hitler snatches the phone.)
Soldier: I'd better scram and run...
Hitler (brings up his bazooka): YOU ARE AN urban-nerd-absurd.
Soldier: But you have to capitilize all the letters in your sentence......
Hitler:DIE!
by DrW8ty February 13, 2021
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