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Hostage Negotiation 

Having to use the bathroom in the absolute worst way, but either a) you're constipated or b) you have performance anxiety for whatever reason.
Dude, I was just in stall 3, and I had to do some major Hostage Negotiation in there... I was a little embarrassed, 'cause Lenny the VP was in the next stall. Although HE had no problem releasing the hostages.
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Secret Diplomatic Negotiations 

"Secret Diplomatic Negotiations" is a comical euphemism for anal sex. It was coined over at www.apennyforlenny.com, based on a Jeopardy clue.

The clue was from the category "BACK" TO SCHOOL. It was:

“SECRET DIPLOMATIC NEGOTIATIONS ARE SAID TO GO THROUGH THIS”

The answer was "WHAT IS THE BACKDOOR?"
"Could I interest any of you ladies in some Secret Diplomatic Negotiations?"

"Yeah, me and Becky Diplomatically Negotiated in Secret all night long."

"If you're ever in prison, watch out for the Secret Diplomatic Negotiations that happen in the shower."

aggressive negotiations 

Made famous in Star Wars. Negotiations with light sabers or other weapons (guns, swords, fists, etc...) aka fighting
My boss wouldn't give me a raise. I'm considering using aggressive negotiations.

hungarian notation 

In programming, a coding standard where all variables are tagged so you can tell their datatype by looking at the name. Microsoft likes hungarian notation, I do not. It is useful when naming GUI objects though.
nonhungarian notation:
int number;
string name;
double value;
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hungarian notation
int nNumber;
string strName;
double dValue;
hungarian notation by Dahhak October 13, 2004

Negrotations

(n.) As seen in heated arguments between people of minority (and sadly sometimes a white dude here and there), it involves the act of starting and finishing a sentence with the word 'Nigga'. Usually done to intensify the insinuations of the sentence or draw emphasis.
Ex./
"Niggas' got garbage down the way, nigga." NEGROTATION.

Ex./
"Nigga I stay bein' in this game, nigga, who the fuck I is, nigga. Shit's crazy, nigga." COMBINATION NEGROTATIONS.

Ex./ "Nigga, this right here, nigga? This on some otherrr shit."
PARTIAL NEGROTATION.
Negrotations by alexvill1994 February 11, 2013

hungarian notation 

Refers to the programming habit of naming variables so that the variable's intended use is clear from it's name.

The original hungarian notation was first described and used by Charles Simonyi, a hungarian programmer who worked for Microsoft.
Using hungarian notation, a variable called a_crszkvc30LastNameCol would imply a constant reference function argument, holding the contents of a database column of type VARCHAR(30) called LastName that was part of the table's primary key
hungarian notation by Praetexta September 3, 2007

scrotal notations 

The act of taking notes on the stretched skin of your scrotum
Rick: Hey man got a sheet of paper?
Alex: Nah man, I take Scrotal Notations now, way easier
Rick: Oh...dude wtf?
scrotal notations by The Scroter November 28, 2013