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1. nelson rocks
coolest student at berkeley.
the nelson rocks. (just ask him)
by nelso Dec 16, 2004 add a video
2. nelson rocks
oxymoron: the word nelson and any word signifying 'cool' do not belong in the same sentence, much less next to one another.

Commonly misinterpreted by people who do not understand the impossibility of this statement.
Nelson does not rock, but we love him anyways.
by vanitha is an ass Dec 18, 2004 add a video
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