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1.
coolest student at berkeley.
the nelson rocks. (just ask him)
by nelso December 16, 2004
 
2.
oxymoron: the word nelson and any word signifying 'cool' do not belong in the same sentence, much less next to one another.

Commonly misinterpreted by people who do not understand the impossibility of this statement.
Nelson does not rock, but we love him anyways.
by vanitha is an ass December 18, 2004