nek minnit 

The period of time it takes for one to entre a corner store or "dairy" and to come out again to find there scooter has being damaged.

I left my scooter out side of the dairy "nek minnit" I returned to find it damaged.

nek minnit by master of awesomness January 5, 2012

Nek minute 

This line is used for the exaggerated description of a dramatic turn of events in a moment of ones life.

"Nek minute" is often used in a way that leaves the end of the story open, meaning the listener is left to only presume what had happened, though it's not always used like this.

Also the person enlightening you with their wonderful story can replicate what happened themselves.

Can be also pronounced/spelled as "nek minnit", "neg minute"

"She said she was on the pill.. nek minute"

"He said he loved me.. nek minute"

"I told her it tastes like candyfloss.. nek minute"

"She disagreed with her husband.. nek minute"

"Doesn't matter if you're black or white.. nek minnit"

"I ate Mexican this morning.. nek minute I was shitting piss"

"I watched Seizure Robots.. nek minute" *reinacts seizure*

"I started watching a movie with Tom Cruise in it.. nek minute" *reinacts shooting self in the FACE*

Nek minute by Schwit September 3, 2011

Nek Minute 

'Next minute' said with an accent. Used to express a sudden dramatic turn of events.

Left my scooter outside the dairy. Nek Minute... *destroyed scooter lying on the ground*

Nek Minute by Anonymousprogramer September 6, 2011

Nek Minnit 

Used at the end of a sentence instead of "Next Minute", then refers to something that has happened (usually pictorial).

I left my skateboard outside the store. Nek Minnit... (picture of broken skateboard)

Nek Minnit by BananaVella October 21, 2011

nek minute 

a funny phrased used when something happens next minute

nek minute

nek minute by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016

Nek Minnit 

Used instead of the phrase "Next Minute". No one knows its etymology (origin of word), except that it may have originated on the short-running TV3 show "The Jono Project". The phrase became extremely popular here in New Zealand and has been parodied many times since.

"Aww chur bro, makin' 2-minute noodles is easy as aye. Just boil some water, drop some noodles in there... Nek minnit... Hmm these noodles may need another minute aye..."

"I was talking to that weird girl Sharon, all was going fine, but nek minnit she hit me!"

Nek Minnit by sahboh11 November 30, 2011