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neighborleech 

(adj)

The highly frequently needed adjective to describe the neighbor: who borrows everything and never returns anything; who drinks your beer, wine and booze, but never reciprocates; who hides inside until you have completed the shared yard cleaning, snow shoveling, and similar tasks; who blames you for any problems with their property, life, vehicles or pets; whose pet(s)defecate(s) not on their grass but on yours... causing it to yellow and die in the summer heat; vocally complains to other neighbors about anything that you haven't done for them today; and finally, who drives an eco-friendly vehicle while glaring at you with pompous disdain for not bowing down to them for their eco-superiority.

Term can also apply to countries, and geographically adjoining regions. British/Canadian spelling neighbourleech.
It was mighty neighborleech of Bob to cower inside until you had completed all of his snow shoveling after today's blizzard and leave sneering at you while he drove away in his hybrid.

Canada's Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is being geopolitically neighborleech in pulling out jets and troops from the fight against ISIS. He has left the heavy lifting to the United States and other western allies. The re-pussification of Canada is imminent.
neighborleech by johnny dundle head September 11, 2016
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neighbores 

simply put, boring neighbors. people who think you really care about their lives when, in fact, you wish you could move somewhere far, far away just to get away from them.
lady next door:.....then she said.....just back from visiting my sister in Peoria.....couldn't find a thing in there.....new recipes for hamburger helper.....never buy a german car, my father always said.....(two hours later).....well, i can't stand here talking all day.....(another hour later).....wait, don't you want to see my niece's picture?
me: maybe some other time. i've got to go in now (escaping to the safety of my own apartment, i close and lock the door, and start looking through the rental ads-do they list apartments under "no neighbores allowed?)
neighbores by earpuller June 11, 2006

neighole 

The neighbor's dog always shits in my yard and they don't clean it up! Man, what neigholes!
neighole by Afez February 10, 2010

getting neighbored 

You've been neighbored when you watch some 5yr old so the neighbors can probably fuck for a few minutes.
Neighbor's text: "Can you watch Lily for a little while?"

You: (reluctantly) "sure"
Your text to your buddy: "yeah, I'm getting neighbored right now"

Neighbors proceed to get a quick fuck on your watch.
getting neighbored by dudeposs January 23, 2014
A person who lives next to you, but is completely uninteresting.
Hey, do you want to invite the guy who just moved in to the Alfred Street crawl? No, he's a neighbore.
neighbore by kellieg May 23, 2009

Nighthole 

Cornhole game played in the dark of night while camping, with only lanterns to enlighten the game.
Another Nighthole win for me and my buddy against our feared rivals.
Nighthole by Nighthole June 10, 2018

nighthole 

An often more suitable replacement for the nickname 'nighthawk'. A nighthole is known for their lack of prowess in many arenas including knife fighting and successful coupling. Because many avian species lack penises and instead reproduce via a 'vent', nighthole aptly describes this population.
what's up nighthole?!
well well well, if it isn't Mr Nighthole.
Nighthole in the house!
nighthole by theRealMattress August 2, 2011