neshticles

(n) A mysterious creature that is best described as a mix between a whale and a dragon. They primarily dwell on the sun, where they hold conferences, but come down to Earth twice a year to rape and pillage. They love water and snow, and are often seen wandering the plains of Colorado in solitude. They become invisible to humans when they don't want to be seen or become frightened.

Did you see that Neshticles taking a bath?

neshticles by Zasmus January 1, 2008

Nesticles

Testicles, so covered by hair as to look like bird or rat's nest.

A natural unshaven way for a man to live.

Shane's nesticles were so hairy it reminded me of a residual forest.

Nesticles by Matt Rondeau 3 April 23, 2009

testicle nesticle 

formal way to say seriously tight and short shorts. A nest for the peen.

Did you see Dominic Cooper in that testicle nesticle on the coast?

testicle nesticle by Frodo Swaggins 9 May 16, 2015

Nesticles

When lice are livin in your genital hairs, and you got a whole nest of em'.

She was gonna bang him, but then she found out he had some nasty nesticles. and she was all "ew".

Dude, he could start a flea circus with his nesticles.

Nesticles by i@mTheM@n September 30, 2009