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6.
a pro noun used to replace 'never' in a sentance, usually said in a derogitary way or similar to the sound of an aeroplane going past.
Im neer going to see you again Charlie... NEER!
by MANTDA February 17, 2010
 
1.
hot girl...fun....blonde....funny too....fun to tease....easy to confuse....gives dirty comments which to her seem innocent and prolly mean it too....so sups :P
Neer...hot blonde brown funny confusing girl :)
by Mr. KnowsNeer June 02, 2008
 
2.
Contraction of never.
I ne'er tell my van driver how to go unless there's a detour.
by Jesse Corey January 11, 2012
 
3.
An adjective to describe someone or something that is obviously trying to look or sound bad ass. This is commonly used when describing music; particularly shitty Metal. This word can also be used as an interjection when one bares witness to something Neer. When used as an interjection, this word is to be said with power behind it like, " NEEEEERR" with an annoying voice.
Example 1: New Metallica is Neer.

Example 2: "Oh my god, look at this Korn music video... NEEER!"
by Mandalore96 October 12, 2011
 
4.
A non-alcoholic beer.
There's 1.4 grams of protein in this neer? No wonder it tastes like I'm drinking a pork chop!
by fixermark January 19, 2010
 
5.
A kinder phrase to the most offensive when labeling those of African-American descent.
Confused Cracker: "Awww shitttttt Tyrronnee, wud up mah NEEEEEEER"

Man of African-American Descent (a.k.a Neer): "Cracka' ass bitch, who da hell u callin' a Neer"
by Missuh Cracka' September 28, 2013
 
7.
Originating in Letchworth, Herts, a bastardisation of the word 'cheers', intended to convey a sense of exasperation or mild annoyance. Often said with exaggerated 'eeee' sound.
'You need to sort your hair out, it looks like a monkey's arse'
'Neeeeeers!'
by wirm May 14, 2005