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Winter Neediness 

A feeling that you get when winter/cold comes and causes near-instant neediness to have the company of another human beign for you to have physical contact with, preferably sex and/or sleeping together.

May cause impulsively starting a relationship which in turn may cause it to end as soon as the cold goes away.
Man1: Me and Sandra broke up.

Man2: I thought you guys were going really well.

Man1: Nah, it was just winter neediness.
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Needless Markup 

Slang for Neiman Marcus, a very expensive department store.
I spent $5 for my t-shirt at Target, but she spent $105 for the same shirt at Needless Markup.
Needless Markup by KChristieH October 10, 2007

needless markups 

Slang for the department store Neiman Marcus
Why go to to Bloomingdale's, when you can go to Needless Markups & pay double the price, for the same pair of Billy's!!
needless markups by Broke as a Joke December 30, 2008

needyness 

The amount of attention and help that somebody requires to function.
Dude, Rachel and me are over. I just got sick of buying her shit and treating her like a princess. Her needyness level is just way to high for me right now.
needyness by Zachy P July 9, 2010

needlessly complex 

The act of creating complexity where none is in fact required.
The SOX processes were needlessly complex, they had so many turns and twists, they would have made Rube Goldberg smile.
needlessly complex by FPB June 18, 2008

needless sacrifice syndrome 

The tendency of action, sci-fi, or fantasy media to needlessly sacrifice main characters for one reason or another.
Charlie from Lost, most characters from Lost, and every tough black sidekick character ever are all examples of needless sacrifice syndrome.

needless to say 

An unnecessary and somewhat obnoxious introduction to an obvious observation.
Synonymous with the phrase “it goes without saying.”
Person A: I heard that my teacher’s vagina smells like a toxic waste dump. Needless to say I won’t be putting my nose anywhere near that.

Person B: If it’s needless to say, then why did you say it?

Person A: Well…I…uh…I don’t know.

Person B: Dick (while walking away).