Acquisition and reallocation of necessary consumer goods

Might be an interesting thing to write on a job application if you used to shoplift for a living...

"My primary work experience centered around the acquisition and reallocation of necessary consumer goods."

by Anonymouse Donor October 27, 2020

Necessary

Those Cupcakes

Those cupcakes are the definition of necessary

by TheUnnecessaryDefiner October 16, 2018

necessary

"being necessary": being indispensible, self-important, at the centre of it all, taking centre stage

Bro, you gotta stop being so necessary! Give someone else a turn!

by Zielwolf March 29, 2023

Necessary

Sum long ass word dont nobody know how to spell

Monica: hey Stephanie?
Stephanie: yea?
Monica: how do you spell necessary?
Stephanie: bitch I don’t fucking know. Ask your English teacher or something.

by youwillnotlast5minutes September 10, 2021

Necessary Crush

A necessary crush is when all your friends have crushes on other people, and you feel the need to like someone/anyone so you can be a part of it, too.

Girl 1: Oh my crush is so cute!
Girl 2: Mine too!!
Girl 3: I think I have a necessary crush because of you guys...

by ParisianLove March 6, 2016