The United States Naval Academy

The Severn Higher Institute of Technology aka the place where a $268,000 education is shoved up your anus 1 nickel at a time.

Damnit Mom, I don't want to go back to The United States Naval Academy, it's IHTFP every day there.

by scubasteve March 30, 2005

Naval Academy Prep School

a one year prep school to academically prepare candidates for the united states naval academy. makes you smarter than you were before. napsters are fucking cool. also called naps

them:so you applied for the academy right? did you get in
you:no. i got into the naval academy prep school.
them:really? cool.
you:yeah man i'm gonna be a fucking genius.

by ginaelisa April 14, 2008

The United States Naval Academy

An institution of higher learning where young men go to better themselves through a college degree and a career as a naval officer upon graduation, e.g. a million dollar education shoved up ones ass, a nickel at a time.
Graduates of this institution are generally arrogant and believe themselves to be better than any of their fellow officers who did not become so by being a graduate of the naval academy (such as persons who became officers through NROTC programs, direct commissions or through OCS). These officers usually display their USNA class rings in an overly proud and flamboyant fashion, earning them the name "Ringknockers".

The United States Naval Acedmy is located in Annapolis, Maryland.

by USNA June 10, 2005

United States Naval Academy

The singular place of education where you can empower the United States Navy to shove a million dollar education up your ass a nickel at a time. The graduates, frequently known as "ringknockers" proudly display their trophy in the most arrogant and assholish fashion possible, peering down their noses at people who were direct commissions or graduated from NROTC units at other universities nationwide. These people go on to lead what tehy consider to be elitist lives and frequently get their asses kicked at squadron parties by many an aviator.

"I graduated from the United States Naval Academy, class of 1998. Where did YOU graduate from?"

by Lieutenant Annapolis Sucks September 15, 2006

United States Naval Academy

The United States "service academy" that claims to be the hardest in the nation. Only there can you find carpeted barracks' (or rather dormitories), people to do your laundry for you, people to clean your barracks' for you (once again, rather dormitories), and people to serve you your meals. The sissies there that call themselves midshipmen are given a commission into the US Navy or Marine Corp only to prove to other officers how arrogant they are wearing their expensive rings around as if they actually earned them. The unfortunatre truth is that they stopped earning them several years ago.

Unlike other service academies, the United States Naval Academy fails to live up to it's name and traditions.

by Mathew Bauman March 19, 2006

Leonard Hall Junior Naval Academy

A school that physically and literally has no structure and once to multiple times a year. They will change the rules for no apparent reason bc they realize they're not doing any of it right. It costs hell of money to go and the only reason you would go is to weakly experience a Navy and army kind of mixed in. When you get there in the morning your phones taken and the teachers trip balls for no fucking reason then you have to run laps around the school to reenforce that adults can do whatever the fuck they want.

Employer: I like you so far alot, are you graduated.
LHJNA student: no sir/ma'am I'm currently a student at Leonard Hall Junior Naval Academy because my parents wanted me to get a better structure.
Employer: aaahhh, alright thank you for your time we'll contact you.
*Never contacts you again because the schools an embarrassment*

by Mattfromwiisports March 11, 2019