April 27, National get head day might be the best day of the year. Get your girl friend, friend, fellow gang member, or even someone you have a thing with to give you head.
Boy: Hey it’s national head day
Girl: Oh ok

(Girl gets on knees and proceeds to give head)

(Girl finishes)

Boy: Wow thanks! Have a wonder National Get Head Day

Girl: Ya you too
by Brobeans9696 April 22, 2018
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On November 18th you get somewhat of an excuse to get a hoodie. Be it from someone else or just upright buy a hoodie!

Want to get a hoodie from someone you like or have interest in. Or perhaps you just want to have the warmth of another person that you lacked for the last few years of your very cold and lonely existence. Anyways! Now is the time to get a hoodie, go for it! Buy one, borrow one, heck!, steal one! .. don't actually, like don't steal from a store. Unless you want to feel the warm embrace of a cop pinning you down for stealing something, finally the human touch you wanted!!
Mathew: "Hey, if you aren't going to wear it yourself, can I wear your sweater?"

Jeovanni: "Wait, what. Why? There is no reason for you t-."

Mathew: "DUDE, it's National Get A Hoodie Day bro. C'mon."

Jeovanni: "What-? According to what-, no but seriously why-?"

Mathew: "Yo, it's literally ain't that hard. You aren't going to wear it anyways."

Jeovanni: "No, I don't want to-?"

Mathew: "I SWEAR ON G. BRO YOU ALWAYS LIKE THIS, GOT DAMN."

Jeovanni: "Damn, sorry.."

Mathew: "Wait, no, it's fine. You don't have to."

Jeovanni: "Okay.."

Mathew: ".. Damn, really gotta make me feel bad."
by etsuiii November 20, 2019
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May 5th is national get freaky and naughty with your partner / fwb . Rather it’s over snap / messages or in person have fun and make your bf / gf happy .
Him - hey wanna have some fun

Her - why should we

Him - well it is may 5th national get freaky day

Her - then let’s go
by nationaldaycreator May 5, 2021
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Make your friend get TikTok

Send them this

They have to
You: Get TikTok it’s funny

Friend: No it’s weird

National get TikTok day
by Bruh~_~ October 18, 2019
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Today is the day that you MUST get pregnant, no exceptions.
Him: Hey Shordy, Today is baby making day, todays the day you getting pregnant.
Her: OMG, I am so Excited to get pregnant!!! I almost forgot that it was National Get Pregnant Day
by ItalianStallion123456789 October 27, 2022
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On April 29th You Can Get Yo Self A Girl (They Cant Refuse)
"Yo _____ Its National Get A Girl Day, And You Cant Refuse So Will Yo Go Out With Me?"
by person1244 April 28, 2019
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October 16th
You walk up to your crush and ask for head and you shall receive
“Hey today is National get head day, can I have some head.”
by Thebigdawg123456 October 16, 2019
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