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I am a member. So I went to the meeting, natch.
by Ofcourse August 19, 2003
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Shortened form of "Naturally."
It's an abbreviation of naturally, natch.
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Word used to reference a woman's genital area and a substitute for calling a person cunt, bitch, or hoe.

A way of expressing hate towards someone.

Calling some a natch is the equivalent of saying "go fuck yourself"

Simply throwing the word natch anywhere in a sentence will make sense to the average human.
Oh my gosh Sydney! You are such a natch!

That girl at the party was being such a natch, all she did was go from guy to guy.

My natch is kind of dry.. I might need to see a doctor.
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natch is a synonym for naturally.
"Bro i just bagged a sweet honey at the movies"

"Natch"
by -sexy man January 03, 2010
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shortened for "naturally"
Jon: Are H&M and American Apparel wonderful?
Kayla: Natch
by jl12181 September 11, 2008
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(n) a roll on a die that comes up as a natural "1." Usually used in reference to a pencil-and-paper RPG such as Dungeons and Dragons.

(v) To roll a natural 1 on a die.

I totally natched on that one. I almost chopped off my own foot.
by W. M. Seamus July 04, 2006
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noun (Nahch): The best corporate brand of cider from Somerset, or in fact anywhere in the world. 5% alcohol content and the best dry flavour possible, contributing towards the amazingness of this drink.
Normal person: Hey, want some blackthorn?
Well-mannered person: No, I don't drink poison, I drink Natch
by Josh Turnbull June 26, 2005
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