Nasty Apple

The act of using green apple splatters as lubricant during sexual intercourse while the female is on her period, then the giver has to lick it all up and then make out with the receiver.

Note: This can only be done with a midget.

Dude, Josh totally gave that midget a Nasty Apple last night!

by TAhoe JUnction January 11, 2012

green apple nasties

a bad case of diharria

Paul, I don't feel so good, I think I've got a severe case of the green apple nasties.

by xdabbadabbadoox3 May 26, 2008