A sudden and sometimes fatal occurrence of testicular thrombosis, typically resulting in the death of nard tissue. See nardiac arrest
by Wafflebender May 18, 2015
A lil' fart that depending on how your seated creaks out from under your balls (nard) instead of cracking out the back.
by Nard puff June 20, 2022
That bitch is such a nard goblin.
by Slygeekta October 30, 2015
A kind person that says lots of bad words but he's just playing around
He protects his friends and never gives up without putting a fight
He protects his friends and never gives up without putting a fight
Is that a Narde
by Nightime fluffy January 3, 2018
A terrific example of a human being that can be cool yet also a complete douche. Basically, a best friend type person that happens to make choices in his/her life that make you wish you could hit them with a frying pan. A tremendous combination of awesome factors and qualities of the douchiest. Most likely in his/her 30's or 40's, and having lived an eventful life. Also, most likely to be a manager of a Cracker Barrel or some other embarrassing position.
Look at that guy, he is so funny and awesome, but he makes horrible choices and blows off his best friend to go to bed at 8 at night.
Wow, you just described a Douche-Nard!!!
Wow, you just described a Douche-Nard!!!
by Sparklz So Good February 21, 2013
She’s definitely a Nardeli
by Adrianxx1 November 23, 2021
Oh man I was drinking with Nard last night and I don't remember anything, I hope he didn't give me a SNEAKY NARD
by Falling Eagle August 11, 2017