The perverted Emperor of Rome masturbated madly in front of the mirror, gorging his already puissant narcissism. Many were the kittens that met death under his reign.
by Killing Kittens October 20, 2005
True narcissism is someone who has an overly rose colored view of themself. Someone who headlines themself as sexy, or brags about everything they do in a day, even things that aren't really impressive to anybody else, they're just things humans do all the time. Someone who expects other people to treat them the exact same way, to brag about them, to say nothing but nice things about them, to make them feel like they're more than another human. Someone who expects everybody to be okay with them talking more shit than anybody needs to talk to get what's on their mind to other people.
The girl was a walking example of narcissism and hypocrisy, everybody she called narcissistic or hypocrite, though it did apply to them, could also tell how narcissistic and hypocritical she really was, and had always been. The kettles were black, and so was the pot.
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2020
A very unknown name but when you find a Narcisse, you know he's a Narcisse. He has a very distinct personality. He is very loud, disruptive, childish and loves to poke people. Can be quite Obnoxious, tries to be serious at times but fails epicly. Loves hockey. Shouldn't be trusted to watch large groups of people for a long time.
by Lemon Peppers June 30, 2010
1. Excessive love or admiration of oneself. See Synonyms at conceit.
2. A psychological condition characterized by self-preoccupation, lack of empathy, and unconscious deficits in self-esteem.
3. Erotic pleasure derived from contemplation or admiration of one's own body or self, especially as a fixation on or a regression to an infantile stage of development.
4. The attribute of the human psyche charactized by admiration of oneself but within normal limits.
5. Unless you are an Army Ranger. In which case it simply means you're awesome... Rangers Lead The Way
2. A psychological condition characterized by self-preoccupation, lack of empathy, and unconscious deficits in self-esteem.
3. Erotic pleasure derived from contemplation or admiration of one's own body or self, especially as a fixation on or a regression to an infantile stage of development.
4. The attribute of the human psyche charactized by admiration of oneself but within normal limits.
5. Unless you are an Army Ranger. In which case it simply means you're awesome... Rangers Lead The Way
by Dr. Regnar January 5, 2013
A psychological condition in which people are genetically predisposed to be snitch ass informants.
Often times, these NARCissistic people will rat people out, not based on what is right or wrong, but because of peer pressure.
Often times, these NARCissistic people will rat people out, not based on what is right or wrong, but because of peer pressure.
Norene: Oh no, I've been ratted out for smoking pot!
Alex: Sorry, Norene, it had to be done, I suffer from NARCissism. My friends told me to do it...
Norene: Oh well, you've only ruined my summer! Thanks Alex.
Alex: Sorry, Norene, it had to be done, I suffer from NARCissism. My friends told me to do it...
Norene: Oh well, you've only ruined my summer! Thanks Alex.
by McTweezy July 11, 2010
You will address all teachers by the N word, narcissism: An unhealthy preoccupation with condom wearing.
- Dennis Prager
- Dennis Prager
by Just Another Idiot November 9, 2019
Liking who you are, and not feeling like you need to change who you are or what you (or your body) look like is not the same thing as being in love with yourself, so it's not narcissism. Bullshit people tell you it's all narcissism, then after they try and get you to focus on every flaw, the same bullshit people call it insecurity. Bullshit people want you to think you're more insecure than you really are so that you'll want to change, to transform into something you will like, then try and call it narcissism if you actually end up liking yourself, so really any changes you would make would be pointless in the first place, they were never needed and neither were the people who suggested the changes.
Being yourself and liking it(liking who you are) is not the same thing as narcissism. With people who like to call people narcissistic a lot, sometimes the pot is calling the kettle black, and the kettle is good the way it is. Sometimes the people that need a taste of their own shit the most are the ones trying to give other people a taste of theirs all the time.
by Solid Mantis May 7, 2020