Nanged the cat 

When you fuck something up so badly you have "nanged the cat"

The origin of this tale leads to Fintan Morrison who once told his group of friends that his dad had decided to put down their dying cat by suffocating it in a barrel of nitrous oxide. (a very large nang)

This has then taken the form of a straightforward insult, where " nanged the cat" is in the equivalent of "you've really fucked up" so yeah

"You literally vomited into the beezys mouth last night fintan,

- Yeah, I really nanged the cat on that one"

Nanged the cat by Nanged The Cat April 9, 2021

Nonged 

1. When you think a confrontation is near with a small group of people but a large group of people show up instead
2. Running away from a confrontation with the law

Billy just got nonged, he thought we was finna fight Fred but Fred brought a squad of 15
Bruh he just nonged the fuck out of there

Nonged by nongs thai cuisine May 15, 2018

Nangdello 

An unusual and obscure animal that's natural habitat is in the doof wildlife.

Favourite pastimes generally include doing nangs and nangin out with his/her mates.

"That Jayden bloke, he's a bit of a nangdello if you ask me..."

"Those silly nangdellos, always nangin' out !"

Nangdello by Paco Forehead Master.... March 15, 2018

nanced 

Surprise anal rape. Usually by a black man or Latino female wearing at minimum a 10'' strap on. Being "nanced" usually results in a trip to the hospital and years on therapy after.

Aw dude this Latino chick nanced me.... I think I might kill myself

nanced by Nathan nancer December 20, 2013

muh-nangled 

1.) messed up beyond recognition
2.) used in exageration for a sprain or pulled muscle

Dude, i fell on my hand yesterday and now it's all like muh-nangled now.

Billy: I heard you got in a wreck?
David: Yeah, my car got muh-nangled

Mike and I egged old man Johnson's house last night, his house looks so muh-nangled now.

muh-nangled by monkeyAEEK April 20, 2006

Nanger banger 

A party or gathering where everyone purely does nangs and come to get hit together

“Yo there’s an open house nanger banger and Hannah’s house tonight”

“Man remember that nanger banger we went to”

“Someone call Uber nangs and get the balloons for the nanger banger tonight”

Nanger banger by Uber nang January 2, 2020

Nangeli 

Nangeli is a girl she that is always there for you and she love her friends by the outside she is ugly but in the inside she is awesome she got a big pussy and every weekend she go to a new place

Nangeli it's a sweet girl

Nangeli by Ppeeppo February 21, 2019