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Green name tags

clowns in abwr who have the light green name tags and are really dumb
red name: man these green names are really dumb
green name tags: UpDateWHen?
Green name tags by yo gamer March 10, 2021

Wendy Nametag 

A person who does exactly what other people say.
"You're being a real Wendy Nametag right now."
Wendy Nametag by Lip Cheese October 18, 2012

Nametag Massage 

A nametag massage is what happens when someone has a nametag clipped near there privates and they sit down. It rubbed against the genitals causing excitement.
Renise: God i'm so tired. I'm going to sit down. AHHHH!
Gail: What happened?!
Renise: Oh, it was just a nametag massage

Nametag Fellatio 

Pretty self-explanatory. It's the use of a nametag (typically attached to a lanyard around the neck) for sexual purposes. One may try to be subtle, and move their head around in around to gain sexual gratification from the inanimate object hanging around their neck, and gently graze at their crotches. Although not intended to be, it's an act thats ALL too obvious.
Billy: Oh my goodness! What is Renise doing?!
Sally: It looks like she's having a go with her nametag!
Billy: EWWW...nametag fellatio!
Nametag Fellatio by hugh.jass87 August 18, 2008

nametagophobia 

nametagophobia refers to the hallucinations of small gray rectangles, often referenced to the name tags from the 2009 video game "Minecraft". Some hardcore sweaty players of the game often see these Name tags in the real world. This phobia can be generated by playing Minecraft with other people for long periods of time.
Person 1: "Bro i legit just saw someones name tag" Person 2: "bro we're outside" Person 1:"must be nametagophobia"
nametagophobia by internetwaffles January 12, 2023

Corpse Nametag 

He wants his Corpse nametag to say "Here lies Jack, the craziest Mofo around."