Edward Nalgene-hands

The same game as Edward 40-hands, except with Nalgene bottles. Usually occurs in large groups where kegs are present instead of 40's

Dude, all we had was a keg so we played Edward Nalgene-hands instead

by LittleHouse March 5, 2010

Nalgene

A loser and generally useless, incompetent human being. They are likely in their 30s and Mum still buys their undies. They could stub their toe in a swimming pool or get carsick riding their tricycle. A Nalgene probably has a speech impediment.

"Man, Jim is such a Nalgene, he sucks at everything!"

by PatK96 October 22, 2023