Top Definition
To cut/pick your toe nails on the couch, then leaving them in a pile on the coffee table for your partner to find in the morning.
Pat: Bill

Bill: Yes

Pat: Bill get down here NOW

Bill: Whats the matter

Pat: You have left a fucking nail nest on the coffee table you dirty bastard.

Bill: Ha Ha Ha Ha
by Monk tha hola the wonk November 06, 2009

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