nargleschmitten

A phrase used when you want to evade answering a question.

The twix bar of words

Guy 1: Dude did you just sniff your fingers?

Guy 2: Nargleschmitten!

Guy 1: Huh?

Guy 2: Man that chick has a nice ass

Guy 1: uh...man you're right!

nargleschmitten by RainbowNinja July 4, 2009

Nargles 

Creatures made up by Luna Lovegood from the Harry Potter books. They are known to live in mistletoe, and they are quite the little theves. Sometimes, Nargles are used in Draco/Luna fanfiction.

Luna: When we were five, you told me that mistletoe had nargles in them.

Draco: What?

Luna: Nargles.

Draco: And you believed me?

Luna: You haven't lied to me since.

Nargles by Loony Luna Lovegood November 8, 2007

neagles 

Surname attributed to the assault of unwitting Caucasian youths or bros who are misheard in loud night clubs, bowling alleys and the occasional Sunday Sermon.

Chase and Brad were accosted by a young group of African-Americans when Chase inquired "You got this weak blow from Neagles didn't you? Neagles is always cutting our shit up. That's why I don't fuck with Neagles anymore"

neagles by MantamMenace December 19, 2016

narglespunk 

The shock you give someone when you hide under their bed/in their room and surprise them in a sexually suggestive manner.

Girl 1; "hey what did you get up to on Friday night?"
Girl 2; "OMG brad totally narglespunked me. I shat it."

narglespunk by lucesjuices December 29, 2014

nagglespree 

meaning "for sure", or an adjective used to describe a down ass homie

yo i fucked the hell outta dat hoe last nite.... nagglespreee

nagglespree by sean solomon muhfucka January 15, 2008

Naegleria fowleri 

An amoeba you probably want to avoid.
It's only known for being a cunt and killing 98% of whoever it infects.
It's rare however, you can get parasitic meningitis from this amoeba
What does it do?
It fucking eats your brain.
How the hell do you get it?
If somehow warm untreated water ends up deep in your nasal cavity.

That amoeba there will give you bad meningitis.
It's called Naegleria fowleri.

Naegleria fowleri by Sir Terry December 9, 2012

Sweaty Nagles

The sweaty nagles is a simple yet complex sex move, it involves either male or female to be really sweaty, after this the partner will lick off the remaining sweat, after this is done then they will rub their genitals all over the wet body, creating a sweaty feeling on the genitals. After this procedure, you will then have to fart 2 times precisely, whether it be forcing it out or not, to fully have complete the Sweaty Nagles

I done a run to get sweaty to do the Sweaty Nagles and man... I didn't regret it

Sweaty Nagles by Fishyyy! January 20, 2022