Nachos, in its most pure form, consists of tortilla chips and cheese. Any kind of cheese is accepted: nacho cheese (comes in a jar, I don't really know what it actually is but it's tasty as heck), cheddar, pepperjack... it depends on the person preparing it. One may have cheese melted over a bowl/plate of chips, or one can dip chips into cheese (nacho cheese works best for this). Nachos = munchies solver.
San Diego natives, the most superior class of humans, all know the beauty of carne asada nachos: carne asada strips, guacamole, sour cream, beans, cheese, and if you want, jalapenos: all over tortilla chips.
In the end, what constitutes as nachos depends on the person. Nachos are delicious and will make you fatter.
Person brought up in hell: Hey Michelle, what are you eating? That smells so frickin good!! Let me try some *tries some and has an orgasm before entering nirvana*. This is seriously the best thing I've ever tried... too bad I'm allergic to cheese.

Michelle: That's nachos, dude. Nachos.
by MissCaliBrownie April 06, 2010
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A combination of tortilla/nacho chips and nacho cheese sauce. Sometimes includes tomatoes, onions, peppers, beans, and other yummy things. Possibly the best snack ever created.
Dude, let's go get some nachos.
by Torch October 21, 2003
slang word for pot coined by a group of high school kids from northern VA (which spread quickly as far north as Boston, as far south as Savannah) both in honor of their favorite food and as another name for their favorite recreational drug. This name has been tested and proven for safe use in public.
In history class and across the room, "Hey man, those nachos we had this weekend were fantastic."
"Yeah I know what you mean, I stuffed myself with nachos all weekend."
by Jake W. September 06, 2005
An African American word for “Not Yours”.
Hey Man, Dat crack pipe nachos.
by Maxwell December 17, 2004
The "we're sorry" food of Convergys

Nachos are usually placed in the employee lunchroom by Human Resources a day or two before the employees’ loose one or more previously enjoyed rights or freedoms. Nachos are also known to have appeared shortly before the announcement of major changes to employee work schedules.
There is a basket of nachos in the lunch room. We must be getting screwed sometime this week.
by Agent Deepshit November 22, 2004
a chip to dip in salsa or melted cheese. goes well with a soda :)
"They brought a big bag of nachos, and it was tasty."
by Santa December 27, 2002
Its between your legs but its nacho ass and its nacho balls. (nacho pronouced like "not yo'")
The blind girl tried to give Walter head, but she wound up with a mouth full o' nacho.
by Right Said Fred January 24, 2004
Something you say to someone when they tell you to do something but you don't wan't to do it. Then after yelling nacho at someone for awhile you say nacho bitch
Mom:"Bob could you bring in the groceries"
Me:"Nacho!"
Mom:"What?"
Me:"Nacho!"
Mom:"What are you talking about?"
Me:"Nacho Bitch!"
by >Kevin February 16, 2011

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