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A person who is very unexprienced with human relationships. ie. spends too much time with their computer. BRICE!!
Go get a job, n00bsickle.
by Jelly June 06, 2004
 
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A n00b so fagtastic to the point where he has frozen himself solid. A fat ass, cold n00b, accidently locked in a grocery store freezer when he mistook a digorno pizza box for the newest War of Worldcraft expansion pack.
"Jesse was actin like a total n00bsickle when he didnt realize
that a quief was a vaginal fart, thinking it was "girl cum".."
by Aaaron11 November 20, 2006