n. - (a) a pinnacle of humanity; (b) a beacon of reason and intelligence in a sea of mediocrity; (c) a bitch who likes to have her ass slapped
I had dated most men in the city of New York City, when at last I found me a myrch.
adj. "myrchy" - (a) imbued with wit and cynicism; (b) unusually astute
He was the myrchy sort of man you wouldn't want to argue with.