my hairy balls 

they are my balls, and they are hairy

i have really hairy balls, and they are mine, those hairy balls are mine, i love my hairey balls, oh god what a gift to have such hairy balls when so many paople don't have hairy balls

my hairy balls by wallis and futuna islands February 21, 2005

kiss my hairy yellow butt 

One of the many gems that come from the mighty brain of Homer Simpson.

Marge: According to this magazine, Bart might be jealous of her Lisa.
Homer: Well, Bart can kiss my hairy yellow butt.

kiss my hairy yellow butt by SixSixSixx September 30, 2006

lick my hairy ass 

Licking a hairy ass is the oral and anal sex act in which a person stimulates the anus of another by using the mouth and tongue.

“Carlos, lick my hairy asshole”
“Jake I’m not gonna lic...”
“I don’t know why you’re still talking and not licking my hairy asshole, Carlos.”

lick my hairy ass by The SPF fam November 16, 2017

bite my hairy asshole

a saying meaning "i don't care about what you have to say" or "i don't like what you're saying, take it back"

Danielle told Lee,"bite my hairy asshole!" when he made fun of her jacket.

bite my hairy asshole by Hannibal345 April 21, 2009

Come see my hairy armpits 

I planted seeds under my HAIRY ARMPITS! My HAIRY ARMPITS have sweat water and grow in the sun. Avocado plants form and I automatically grow avocados through my HAIRY ARMPITS!

Come see my hairy armpits. I squeeze sweat from my armpits into my mountain dew. Then I dip triple cheese doritos in the sweaty mtn dew and eat like a pig. Oh the triple cheese doritos have bacon products in them. I am now a pig and cannibal. Oh crap. Oh *******************************************!

Come see my hairy armpits by Flaming Gaming June 14, 2022

crying throwing up ripping my hair out 

Something you do when your very upset that you just want to smear your guts on the wall and bleed out as your tears slowly roll down your face.

Me: I was crying throwing up ripping my hair out yesterday because of how much I miss my ex

crying throwing up ripping my hair out by simp for killua October 15, 2021

I'm washing my hair

A polite alternative to telling someone to 'fuck off' when asked on a date. Often used by Christians and others who prefer to let someone down gently.

"Thanks for the offer, Rich, but I'm washing my hair that night. Praise the lord"

I'm washing my hair by Urbanbond May 2, 2014