I watched my grandpa say penis
I watched my grandpa say penis by bbq bacon burger December 25, 2022
grandpa in my pocket
The act of taking an old man, and slowly forcing him head firThe act of taking an old man, and slowly forcing him head first into your vagina. You then leave him in the womb for nine months before giving birth to him. After this, he will be an infant again, sort of like a butterfly emerging from it's cucoon.
grandpa in my pocket by poopface12345 February 28, 2015
your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch
a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.
also nice dick bro
also nice dick bro
my grandma
boy: my grandma is the best in the whole world
other boy: how so?
boy: she can get me any snacks I want
other boy: wow thats soo cool
boy: I know right!
other boy: how so?
boy: she can get me any snacks I want
other boy: wow thats soo cool
boy: I know right!
my grandma by im mr.awesome man January 1, 2021
Call my grandma
Call my grandma by serum114 October 31, 2010
On My Grandma!!
When you run out of things or people to swear upon. In other words, When you know you're lying but you already put it on God, Your Momma, Yourself, Your Soul, Your Dad, Your Gang and all you have left is your grandma. Poor Grandma, I bet you are scared of putting it on her, because you still live with her.
Bruh! Hey Bruh! I have 20 Flat Screen TV's and 3 Lamborghinis, we is Lottery world champions, on my Grandma!!
On My Grandma!! by The_Bambino_88 November 6, 2019