Sicko mode on my cucumber 

To beat your meat

After my girlfriend dumped me, I had to remember how to go sicko mode on my cucumber so I wouldn’t get too lonely.

Sicko mode on my cucumber by tyreethus_mento January 1, 2019

Clean My Cucumber

Clean My Cucumber either means:

To masturbate.
To Clean Your Cucumber you've purchased or grown.

Usually, when one says "Clean My Cucumber" it's slang for beating off.

Man, I haven't cleaned my Cucumber in a week!

Nah dude, I can't go to the party, I really got to Clean My Cucumber.

Hot damn! I'd Clean My Cucumber to that fine lady!

Clean My Cucumber by IHCMC October 14, 2011

End up with Cucumber on my face 

If your name is benjamin you may say this instead of egg.

When a colleague slaps your face with cucumber you can say it... Oh no i've end up with Cucumber on my face

End up with Cucumber on my face by Cuntybollock February 22, 2024

Vince McCucumber 

Vince McCucumber is a cool guy on youtube, I like him so much that I am pretending not to be him writing this.

Vince McCucumber is a youtuber.

Vince McCucumber by Friend Of Albanians February 10, 2022