you're yanking my chain

An Amish saying that was created after people first heard about Jesus coming back to life. Today, it is commonly used when hearing about something astounding that seems like a lie.

Jebidiah: "Hey Jakob, did you hear about that Christ dude that died the other day?"
Jakob: "Yeah man, that was pretty dramatic."
Jebidiah: " DUDE I heard he UNDIED."
Jakob: "No way dude, you're yanking my chain."

you're yanking my chain by AmishMistress November 20, 2015

ripped my chain 

To rip one's chain is to either steal an idea or generally give someone the bum end of a deal. It commonly happens on the streets in rough neighborhoods.

(girl): Come on give me more money! You only gave me 40 dollars and I need more!

(big dude): Bitch you already RIPPED MY CHAIN! *dumps Jack In The Box milkshake on girl*

ripped my chain by jameskisau December 18, 2011

Rocks my chain 

When a girl doesn't want anything more from you then to jack you off

"Kaily just rocks my chain, nothing more"

Rocks my chain by Hannnamoon September 22, 2016

pulling my chain 

Somthing or someone who is bullshitting you into doing or thinking somothing. Lying to you

Grandson: "i went to church last sunday grandpa "
Grandpa: " i didnt see you there are you pulling my chain!

pulling my chain by Pulling my chain June 23, 2017

Rock My Chain 

Fetty Wap's way of saying a chick wants his dick.

Yo, I met this chick in a club who wanted to rock my chain.

Rock My Chain by Cancer McGee September 20, 2016

chink in my chain 

when a friend or family member constantly fucks things up for you no matter what they do.

Used to describe someone who ruins the natural patterns that happen in life. (a marriage, relationships)

Guido, if i allow you to marry my daughter, you better not become the chink in my chain.

That damn guy that married my daughter is a chink in my chain.

chink in my chain by KJHSRAEFGXBH SDXXFZDTBN December 10, 2007

Yanking my chain

slang for 'stop peeing me off', or 'that really pisses me off'

Guy 1: Can you stop doing that?
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Cause your really yanking my chain :@

Yanking my chain by CrustySideboard May 11, 2010