After my girlfriend dumped me, I had to remember how to go sicko mode on my cucumber so I wouldn’t get too lonely.
by tyreethus_mento January 2, 2019
Clean My Cucumber either means:
To masturbate.
To Clean Your Cucumber you've purchased or grown.
Usually, when one says "Clean My Cucumber" it's slang for beating off.
To masturbate.
To Clean Your Cucumber you've purchased or grown.
Usually, when one says "Clean My Cucumber" it's slang for beating off.
Man, I haven't cleaned my Cucumber in a week!
Nah dude, I can't go to the party, I really got to Clean My Cucumber.
Hot damn! I'd Clean My Cucumber to that fine lady!
Nah dude, I can't go to the party, I really got to Clean My Cucumber.
Hot damn! I'd Clean My Cucumber to that fine lady!
by IHCMC May 28, 2011