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A crazy girl who has moved multiple places but now is living in the suburbs of Chicago. Her kicking abilities are known throughout the land and have given many bruises to many people. She can make her eyes go extremely crazy and the next moment like a puppy. Her catchphrase is "STOP ITTTTT!"

Which makes us all collapse into laughter.
I led a happy life before Muzzio. Now it is filled with tap-dancing turtles and insanely small dogs and bruises EVERYWHERE.
by angus the superduck March 27, 2005