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The word musty carlos is a term used by many native americans back in the 1800s to tell people if there penis smelled bad or not. For example Mary the Indian "ooka ooka musty duk tok furra penis." which translated means please get your smelly penis off of my leg. Another example is Andrew the indian "dikka furra lockta musty i mooka carlos." which translated means holy fuck is my penis smelly.
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by ficklerfuck June 21, 2014

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