Urban Dictionary: mustard pretzel

Top definition

Get a naked chick to sit indian-style and then push her on her back. Proceed to fuck her and then shoot your mustard all over her.

I made Taylor my mustard pretzel. I twisted her up like a pretzel and shot my mustard all over her.

by -hef- September 16, 2009

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.