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Music Hoarder 

a person who downloads every song from every artist he or she hears. Usually, they are loaded with several thousand gigabytes of high quality music downloaded off of torrent sites. Music hoarders will listen to the radio to keep up with the latest artists/songs and will even listen to pandora for the whole day in order to absorb as much new music as possible. They do not have a particular favorite type of music and will download almost anything that has any musical relevance. Music hoarders do NOT listen to ALL of their music. They only listen to about 1%-5% of their whole music collection.
Guy 1: dude have you heard that new song by lady gaga?
Guy 2: which one?
Guy 1: i think it's called judas
Guy 2: *searches on his iTunes library* oh yeah it's right here
Guy1: you had it and you didn't even know you had it?
Guy 2: yeah.. i have over 5,000 gigs of music..
Guy1: YOU MUSIC HOARDER!!
Music Hoarder by muse-sick June 3, 2011

Music hoe 

A girl/guy who loves music and musicians, dresses in ripped jeans, music t-shirts, and Adidas or vans. They're super chill probably because they smoke weed. Girls love wearing winged eyeliner and minimal jewelry. Not necessarily hoes in the traditional sense, but give off the same vibes. May write their own poetry and/or play an instrument.
Jake: Woah who was that girl with the black hair in the record store you were talking to?
Kianna: Oh that's my friend Marissa, she's a music hoe. Do you want her number?
Music hoe by SuperLoser July 8, 2015

music hoe 

someone who fucks with & has great knowledge of music. music version of art hoe
Becky listens to Deerhunter! She's a music hoe just like me
music hoe by pricele$$ May 21, 2015

music hooker 

a fucking music whore, cannot live a day without listening to music.
guy1: i forgot my ipod! FUUUCK
guy2: its not the end of the world though.

guy1: but i need something plugged in my ears!

guy2: pssh music hooker
music hooker by fuckturd July 28, 2010

Music Horn 

Someone who listens to music but doesn’t understand the language/doesn’t know what the singer(s) is saying.

They also believe they can instantly learn a language just by listening to a single song.
Boy- yo what’s up with Cassandra??
Girl- I don’t know? Ever since she started listening to BTS she thinks she’s Korean or something. She doesn’t even know what they’re saying!
Boy- Wow so she’s a Music Horn?
Girl- I guess so!
Music Horn by Ian Willford June 2, 2019

music hopper 

Liking multiple genres of music and listening to all of them at any given time (going from money trees by Kendrick to happiness is a butterfly by Lana in a matter of seconds)
Person 1: Ayo what kind of music do you like?
Person 2: I’m a music hopper, I don’t have a specific taste.

Oh yea I’m a total music hopper
music hopper by Coolkatlad1221 April 18, 2023