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Mush Session 

The term used when a guy is trying to perform intercourse with a flaccid penis

The act of "mushing" a flaccid penis into an orifice with little to no success.
We didn't have sex because he couldn't perform.

I needed a shoe horn and rubber-band to get me out of that mush session.
Mush Session by msled December 25, 2010

egg mush special 

the end result of over easy, or scrambled eggs gone horribly horribly wrong usually ends up in a yellow and brown mess that tastes delicious no matter how disgusting it looks. usually made after a long night of partying and got too lazy to flip right.
Eric : Bro My fuccin head is killing me i need some food

Jerome : Dude don't worry, Pdawg made some egg mush special

Eric : Damn it might go in the same way it comes out
egg mush special by Tuckaa March 14, 2010

mush sock 

To cum vigorously into a dirty sock with abandoned freedom.
"My mom hates washing my overused Mush Sock"
mush sock by Bloopy Blop Blop February 10, 2018

Mush Sally 

Mush Sally... Any slower and you'd be going backwards!

Mush'n'slush 

when a woman has had too much sex or too many children. it's basically a very loose vagina. like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
i went home with this milf last night and it was like mush'n'slush

she was disgusting with her gross mush'n'slush

she has a mush'n'slush vagina with beef curtains
Mush'n'slush by CurvedMirror August 8, 2008

i lush,lubb,mush,gush,hush,slush you 

the words you say when your to shy to tell the person your truelly in love with that you love them.
austin i lush,lubb,mush,gush,hush,slush you more than you will ever know<3