The belief that one becomes many times stronger after consuming a large amount of Port - a sweet red high alcohol content wine. In addition to a sweet buzz, the drinker tends to believe they are stronger than they actually are - often challenging other to arm wrestling and push up contests.
After consuming a few glasses of 20% port, Ross thought he could lift up a 1 ton concrete slab. Obviously he had port muscles.
by Cartmello Diddy May 28, 2009
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Cake Muscles are used to get bitches on your dilly.
yo dude, did you see that guy tre-flip the gap?
yea dog hes using his cake muscles!
by Black Cocks December 8, 2010
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A particular gay sub group defined by it's overdeveloped muscular physiques. As a group they can be exceptionally camp and effeminate.
by irritant April 1, 2004
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A muscle queen is a gay man who only desires to and exclusively sleeps with extremely and at times grotesquely muscular gay men.
I just saw my ex-boyfriend Gary with some type of bodybuilder. What did he do, turn into a muscle queen overnite?
by KC the gawd March 17, 2008
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American built car usually made from 1964 to 1974. These cars were typically low-cost, midsized family cars with larger engines taken from full size performance cars from 1960-1963. These cars are fast, durable, and easy to repair/modify. Typically seen winning drag races. Some cars that don't meet all these criteria can be considered muscle cars (such as the 1963 Ford Galaxie... expensive, full-size car, made before the "muscle car" era, but has a muscle engine and a long history of racing success)
Ford Fairlane, Ford Torino, Ford Mustang (only when equipped with 390+ cubic inch engines), Mercury Cyclone, Chevy II Nova, Chevy Chevelle, Pontiac GTO, Dodge Dart, Dodge Charger, Dodge Challenger
by Lee March 25, 2005
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A fudge muscle is your sphincter, it's the muscle you use to shit, there are two actually, an internal anal sphincter, and an external anal sphincter but it's not like any of us are fucking doctors so who cares.
N.Crooks : Oh my god be careful stud you're gonna blow out my fudge muscle if you keep fucking me like that.

Bob: What did I tell you slut, you use clinical terminology in my presence, now I wanna hear you say, please bob, resize my internal anal sphincter, and abuse my external anal sphincter!
by JoBOOOO November 23, 2006
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I had a pop with a guy in Kenosha who not only had a Wisconsin Waterfall, he had a shirt that was two sizes too small exposing his Milwaukee Muscle.
by Mikey S November 2, 2007
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