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the process of a seriously being merked to an extreme extent.
"Yo, Bush needs some serious merkage!"
merkage by Moses August 24, 2004
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The name given to one who likes small children’s feet.
Oh boy, my uncle is a real Markage.
Markage by Philip Kalmp November 8, 2020

Merkage Basin 

A large area that drains the merkage within a certain set area, eventually forming a set radius where one accumulates a catastrophical amount of wins, high enough to therefore create a merkage basin. Thus giving the one the ability to declare his "PRO-ness"
"Oi Joe, i think i created a Merkage Basin!"
Merkage Basin by WhiteWash January 29, 2008
when somebody attempts to make you look foolish and fails miserably.(Taken form Ramy's sister Murna)
Ramy got of the bus and Amradeep hit him for no reason.
"Oi Murnadeep" "Thats murnage"
murnage by Stuch July 13, 2006
A union between two people that implies dysfunction, argument, and petty spats - in short what a long-term, monogamous relationship really is. The polar opposite of a "marriage" which refers to the Hallmark portrayal of what a union should be - perfect, serene, and classy.
"That ain't no marriage! That a murrage!!" - Cleveland Brown from The Cleveland Show
Murrage by SGBing December 22, 2014
the thought in your head and/or the state of your mind after someone has been merked hardcore
bob1: that was some serious merkage!
bob2: thats exactly what i was thinking too homie!
bob1: what?
bob2: i dont know, what did i just say?
bob1: forget it just pass me that blunt
merkage by burnted out to bits December 11, 2010