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mundane matt 

A soy-filled bitch who records himself reading clickbait articles on Youtube like his viewers are all illiterate retards. Signs of being Mundane Matt include being a fat faggot with no chin and facial hair resembling a pug's ass, being too much of a massive fucking pussy to give an opinion on anything, collecting boulders with your wife's kid, and trying to deplatform anybody who makes fun of your miserable existence.

Good luck taking this definition down, Matt.
NOW WAIT A MINUTE! MATT, NO! MATT, NOOOO!!! - Ralph on Mundane Matt
mundane matt by Mister Medicare August 20, 2018

Muddasik 

Bahamian slang.
Word used for exclamation or when no other word can be found.
Thought to be dervied from "Mother fuck"

synonyms: damn, darn, fuck
"Muddasik that boy look good!"

Person 1: Hey what's been going on with you lately?"
Person 2: "I just got fired from my job."
Person 1: "Muddasik"
Muddasik by Punkchique June 28, 2009
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A slang originated in the Bahamas and commonly used to express amazement or surprise. In fact it can be used to express any strong feeling. It is not limited. Usually accompanied with the word "well" in front of it.
(1) Muddasick I am hungry!
(2) Well muddasick my girlfriend left!
(3) Muddasick my girlfriend left me!
muddasick by Trishka June 14, 2005
Amazing! Stunning! So smart, so sporty. Direct translation: You are with God. Too good. Very handsome.... hard NOT to like. But still he keep it:
100% legit
100% lit
Ndinoziva kuti Munashe. Or ‘I know Munashe, very smart and handsome!
Munashe by Nash360 July 8, 2018
If female, she is a beautiful, kind and genuine girl. She has the most remarkable mind and enigmatic personality. She has an ease about her that can be felt from across the room and she makes you feel comfortable being yourself around her. If you ever find yourself with the pleasure of knowing a Munashe, don’t take her for granted. She has strong emotions, so when she loves you she really loves you but when you cross her you might just see a side you never knew. On a lighter note, she is incredibly friendly, sympathetic and a great listener. (Sometimes )

A girl with a truly big heart!
You’ve met Munashe too? Isn’t she just so captivating?
Munashe by Enigmababe April 21, 2019

Mundanebook 

An often unintentionally dull Facebook update, no-one really understands why these exist, possibly to feel important and to feel that people are interested in someones insignificant life. These are often greeted with... Silence... That or another 'MundaneBooker' clicking the 'Like' button and creating a vicious circle.

Status ---> Read ---> Liked (Thus original 'Mundanebooker' feeling self worth) ---> Process begins again.
Tom is on it this weekend, rofl.

"Have you spoken to Tom, apparently he's on it this weekend."
"Yeah, he's back on Mundanebook again."

Further examples:-

Matt is playing computer games, lulz.

Ellie has a boyfriend :) :), z0mg.
Mundanebook by MBook October 6, 2011

Muntasir 

Too awesome to define.
You're not as cool as Muntasir, ever.
Muntasir by Mintasir Khanam September 29, 2011