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Mallet Head 

A person with an extreamly large head that is shaped like a rectangle or square. Can often be mistaken for a large mallet that is used to tenderise meat. These people will always be the social retard of every event they attend. They don't understand the concept of socialicing. If insulted they will often question you about it the next day on MSN or AIM.
Man 1: Why is the sun actually hitting my face today?
Man 2: It's because Eric and his mallet head are missing today
Mallet Head by Chesstastic July 31, 2007

mallet head 

Of or pertaining to one with a vacuous mind, who perceives themself to be otherwise.
He is a mallet head; someone who couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.
mallet head by T. G. Moore October 27, 2006

Mallet Head 

Definition: a person whose head is a rectangle,or the head itself. Also used to mean a person with a vacuous mind. A mad scientist would be a good example of a mallethead.
"If I had known you were only going that far,mallethead, I would have stayed in,"Amy told her friend Jim,after he fell out of the cardboard box and lost his pompom snowhat,due to his big mallethead,as he tried to boxslide downhill by himself. Down below,at the bottom of the snowy hill,Pat and Gary,wearing plain snowhats and overcoats,thought,"What a malletheadJim is, partly for wearing a pompom snowhat,and a jacket! Plain snowhats and overcoats are the ideal winter gear these days! Well,at any rate,Jim deserves to lose his hat, since his head is a mallethead and he is a mallet head!"
Mallet Head by JMC70 October 25, 2016

Mullethead 

Low class Conservative supporter . Often poorly presented in public and generally doesnt have a great mannerism .
that trailer trash dude in the pick-up truck is what You call a MULLETHEAD Conservative supporter .
Mullethead by Hef October 6, 2009

mullethead 

person who is known for their mullet
canadian passport, kentucky waterfall, camaro helmet, beaver paddle, achy breaky hair mistaky, business in front party in back
mullethead by dave January 18, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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