mullet ride

The act of eating a cooter, she grabs your mullet so you can’t stop. Aka “Free Mullet Ride”

“Jenny, want a Mullet Ride?” “Hell yes, but excuse my furry cooter!”

by HillbillyCousinFucker April 15, 2020

Mullet Wanker

Any lad with a mullet they’re all wankers with the weirdest fantasies

Bro: who invited Mullet Wanker to the party

Dude: He just came in

Bro: we’ll now he’s wanking over I picture of my Nan

Dude:*proceeds to shoot Mullet Wanker*

by Tranny Fanny August 1, 2022

Young Mullet Gangers

Yee yee ass mf'ers that only drive chevy silverados and fuck hot moms all over the upper 48. And they are on Spotify.

Oh hey its the Young Mullet Gangers!
Hide the women.

by yung tic tac March 28, 2021

Tarzan mullet

when your hair is long wild and crazy.

yo home boy has'nt had a hair cut for a minute he got a tarzan mullet.

by booyah316 March 17, 2011

mullet up ya

To get a mullet up ya

Hey clown get a mullet up ya

by Kingy74 October 4, 2017