John Mulaney Syndrome
John Mulaney Syndrome by Absolute twat September 25, 2020
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John Mulaney
An Asian, high-waisted, tall child with feminine hips that tries to keep burning the candle at both ends while listening to "What's New Pussycat" on repeat. His life was forever changed when he went, "Oooooooohhhhhhhhh," and, "I'm sorry!" Overall, he is the tall, lanky Irishman that got pushed by a homeless, gay, AIDS-full man, looks like his kindergarten portrait with baggy eyes and yellowed teeth, and gets confused with a woman a shit ton.
John Mulaney: I'm standing in the basement and I'm holding a red cup - you see in movies - and I'm standing there and I'm holding a red cup and I'm starting to black out and I guess someone said like, "Something, something, police," and in a brilliant moment of word association, I yelled, "FUCK da police! FUCK da police," and everyone else joined in: 100 drunk, white children yelling, "Fuck 'da' police," with the confidence of guys that have like already been to jail and aren't afraid of it anymore. You know that, like "I served my nickel! You come and take me!" confidence, but white children.
John Mulaney by MastermindOfTrouble February 29, 2020
John Mulaney
Diner Guest 1: Did you see that little asshole John Mulaney who put Whats New Pussycat on the Jukebox 21 times?
Diner Guest 2: At least they put in "It's Not Unusual"!
Diner Guest 2: At least they put in "It's Not Unusual"!
John Mulaney by MotharChod June 13, 2018
muliked
\ˈmə-ləed\ verb past tense - the act of finding every nook and cranny in a meeting attendee's schedule and attempting to fill that without regard for the attendee's ability to attend to daily functions like eating lunch, etc.
muliked by Corporate Crusader October 20, 2015
Meline
(Pronounced Meh-leen-eh) Meline is a very beautiful girl with a big heart. The definition of Armenian beauty, Meline has a stunning, curvaceous body and a heart stopping smile.
She's what is known as a "makur axchik"
She is short and sweet. Meline is very generous and selfless and takes loyalty very seriously. In your time of need, Meline will be your shoulder to cry on and your biggest support. She is very emotional and empathetic and everyone she encounters adores her. She draws people in with her good vibes, good nature and vibrant energy. Meline is very maternal and is very good with children and animals and often gets excited when she sees BUMBLEBEES.
Despite her naturally big heart and sweet nature, Meline isn't a desirable enemy. If someone upsets someone she loves she's likely to make your life a misery.
She's what is known as a "makur axchik"
She is short and sweet. Meline is very generous and selfless and takes loyalty very seriously. In your time of need, Meline will be your shoulder to cry on and your biggest support. She is very emotional and empathetic and everyone she encounters adores her. She draws people in with her good vibes, good nature and vibrant energy. Meline is very maternal and is very good with children and animals and often gets excited when she sees BUMBLEBEES.
Despite her naturally big heart and sweet nature, Meline isn't a desirable enemy. If someone upsets someone she loves she's likely to make your life a misery.
Guy: "damn axper, you seen that beautiful chick?"
Other: "yeah bro that's Meline. She's gotta a hella good vibe"
Other: "yeah bro that's Meline. She's gotta a hella good vibe"
Meline by narehaxchik November 9, 2018
Multinesia
Popular name for Indonesia in online game e-sim . Most of players use this name for Indonesia because they are masters of creating multi accounts which administrators can't ban.
Random player 1: I just can't make enough gold
Random player 2: Why don't you invite your "brothers" and "sisters" to play?
Random player 1: Hey man I'm not pro from Multinesia I will get ban for doing that
Random player 2: Why don't you invite your "brothers" and "sisters" to play?
Random player 1: Hey man I'm not pro from Multinesia I will get ban for doing that
Multinesia by IndoMan February 12, 2013
John Mulaney Syndrome
A condition in which you seem to trigger everyone's gay detectors, but you are in fact straight. This leads to you being asked if you are gay constantly and often being an icon among the LGBT despite being entirely straight.
"I think I was supposed to be gay. I think, like, in Heaven they built, like, three quarters of a gay person and then they forgot to flip the final switch, and they just sent me out and it was like, 'You marked that one gay, right?'
And it was like, 'Oh no! Was I supposed to?'" - John Mulaney creating John Mulaney syndrome
And it was like, 'Oh no! Was I supposed to?'" - John Mulaney creating John Mulaney syndrome
John Mulaney Syndrome by simplyhopeless October 10, 2020