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A supposedly involuntarily eye condition that impairs a non-black person's ability to tell two or more black people apart.
Law enforcement and tabloid journalists seem particularly prone to bouts of melanopia.
Melanopia by Tabasco Jones January 19, 2023

mulletopia 

A trailer park community.
Last night, a tornado ripped apart another mulletopia.
mulletopia by Turnspike March 16, 2003

Moltopian 

An alien race from the planet moltop who wish to take over Earth. They speak in an odd number like language consisting of numbers and decimals. They are about the size of hobbits and are red skinned. They commonly worship the god Gui-Wif-Ace. There main attack plans happen around mid-night.
Guy: Hey Short Red Dude!
Moltopian: 1321.1532.15548! *Kills*
Moltopian by Numbers33536 January 22, 2011

Melatonian Death Ray 

Melatonian Death Ray: anything that a black person may be holding at any time, threateningly or not. Actual posession of a Melatonian Death Ray not required.
Running around with a Melatonian Death Ray*. No wonder he got shot.

Melutopia 

The middle of no place and bad place, The Place. The in between of utopia and dystopia
Earth as of now is a Melutopia”
Melutopia by Ve’jiver May 14, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026