To vomit a little bit into your mouth. Note: the vomit can not leave the confines of your mouth, if it does it is considered just puking.
by Duks February 15, 2007
A muke is an insult that can mean almost anything, which is good when you are insulting dumb shits!!!
by Phil MiHole March 2, 2004
:(noun) a muke is an ugly person with an ugly history (i.e. prostitution, getting the shit beaten out of them)
Also see: bitch, slut, prostitute, easy, donna
Also see: bitch, slut, prostitute, easy, donna
by fuckyou March 8, 2005
A ship name of Michael Clifford and Luke Hemmings from 5 Seconds of Summer. Some 5SOS Fam-girls love this ship and others don't.
by chingchongyorwong August 31, 2014
Ship of Luke Hemmings and Michael Clifford from 5 Seconds of Summer. It's an abusive relationship but in a cute way. There's no denying it, you're muke af.
Michael: *slaps Luke*
Michael: *insults Luke*
Michael: *gets the rest of the band to gang up on luke*
Fam: MUKE AF OMFG SO CUTE
Michael: *insults Luke*
Michael: *gets the rest of the band to gang up on luke*
Fam: MUKE AF OMFG SO CUTE
by Heichuo Levi December 12, 2014
Girl: OMG, what am I going to do now! I just messed my life...
Guy: OK, it's all your fault. You're just a loser.
Girl: But I wanted to do it so bad!
Guy: That is YOUR problem, you were acting like a beach.
Girl: ... D:
Guy: Hey, you just got muked badly.
Guy: OK, it's all your fault. You're just a loser.
Girl: But I wanted to do it so bad!
Guy: That is YOUR problem, you were acting like a beach.
Girl: ... D:
Guy: Hey, you just got muked badly.
by laram24 July 23, 2010
A muke is a person that has no life and plays video games all the time. Most likely this person lives in Kentucky or Virginia and has nothing better to do anyways. They probably even live with their mother or a dog.
by Mister Gotcha January 10, 2012